21 'Schitt's Creek' Quotes About Dating, Relationships, & Sex That Are So Wise

If you've watched Schitt's Creek, then you know it's full of profound advice. David is your go-to guy for artisanal soaps and haute couture. Alexis can tell you how to escape from Somali pirates, negotiate in Arabic, and beat a Ugandan diamond smuggler at pool. Johnny is the king at building (and rebuilding) financial empires. Continue reading