What It's Like To Have Sex With The Fleshlight

A few days ago, I peered into the toy box that formerly housed hundreds of my action figures. These childhood treasures would lie messily on top of each other, as if I were hosting some sort of superhuman orgy. As I’ve grown into an adult, this considerably large wooden box is now the preferred storage space for my many sex toys. ­(I’m no Christian Grey, but I do happen to boast an impressive collection of sex toys that I’ve received from various PR companies over the years.) Continue reading